Το μικροσκοπικό πουλί σου πρέπει να κλειδωθεί σφιχτά

Hello you naughty naughty boy you. Somebody's been spending just a little

too much time in front of his computer all day. That's a no-no. So what can we do

to remedy this situation? Perhaps we should put you where you belong. How do

you feel about that? This is my solution to the chronic masturbator. Somebody who

doesn't deserve to masturbate and doesn't deserve to have sex. See if