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Can I borrow your phone? My car's broken down and I can't...

I don't have a phone but I tell you what, if you jump in I'll give you a lift and if you come to mine I'll get you help there.

Are you sure? Can I use your landline?

Certainly, certainly. I'll definitely help you out.

Oh you're a star, thank you.