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Hi! I'm your door smash?

Yeah, I ordered door smash, but I don't really care about the food or anything.

I just, uh, I know I ordered lasagna, but, uh, just, I hate Mondays.

Well, I guess that's good, 'cause I forgot the food anyway, but I figured I'd just show up.

That's perfect. Yeah, you're all I need, really.